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Ad blocking

The lengths to which “publishers” will go to publish ads on the web is pretty infuriating sometimes. “Publishers” in this sense are people like me, publishing stuff on the web, whether it’s my opinion on what the dickheads of the world are up to as they try to ruin this planet, or information on how your app works or the news of the world. All of that is useful information, often that shows up as search results, and I suppose it’s legitimate for the publishers of that information to expect to be paid for that information commensurate with what they have to pay data centres for bandwidth and (in the case of the BBC) stationing journalists all over the world to report on news.

But it’s also reasonable for me, as the owner of the device of which said ads are being displayed, to restrict publishers from using the cycles of my device’s CPU to sell their products or services or the bandwidth that I have to pay my ISP to download their ads. The latter is not insignificant.

And that is what I have done for years.

For many years I have used the “hosts” file at winhelp2002.mvps.org. Unfortunately, the guy who used to run that appears to have died. I did donate to his project (back when I had money) and, when his medical problems became clear, offered to help and (if necessary) take over the project, but he never replied to my email. Now that he’s gone, his file has languished un-updated since March 2021, and yet the world has moved on in the five years since then. Advertisers register new domains every day to serve up their ads, and so I see new ads occasionally because their new domains aren’t blocked.

I’m convinced that I don’t see half of the crap online that most people see. I credit the “Criteria for detection for the MVPS HOSTS File” for this, and the fact that I can (and do) edit my own HOSTS file to blackhole domains of my choice.

The one thing I have never done is use a program like Pi-hole to block advertising on my whole network, including my cell (mobile) phones and tablets and the devices of everyone in my household. It’s not because I’m morally opposed to using them, but because I feel I have more control over the “hosts” file on my own machine. I have a script that very quickly moves my “hosts” file out of the way and puts in my default “hosts” file, and I don’t know how I’d accomplish that same thing on a network-connected device, such as a router. It will be the first thing I research if I ever do something to move into the modern world of ad blocking.

I’m also worried that doing so might negatively affect how some apps operate, but you don’t know until you try. If you have experience using a mainstream (Android or Iphone) device on a Pi-holed network, I’d be interested in your opinion. Changing my phone to a non-mainstream type is another thing I plan to try before I die.

Speaking of the lengths to which “publishers” — in this case actually the advertisers — will go, they register domains and just park generic pages at the root of the domain. Here’s one of them:

ill-fatedodd.com screenshot

ill-fatedodd.com screenshot.

(If you’re not blocking advertising domains, you can see this page in full at 3.stg.ill-fatedodd.com. Here’s another one from another company: www.chaseherbalpasty.com.)

In their verbiage, they refer to a laughable “legal notice” — they title the page as a “Notice for cybersecurity professionals” — where they plead for their domain not to be blocked:

Any attempt to bypass or interfere with a website’s intended functionality or technical protection measures (including adding this domain to a blocklist) may violate the DMCA and the publisher’s Terms of Service, and may result in restricted access to the service.

Publishers delivering ads through this domain reserve the right to take necessary actions, in accordance with applicable laws and policies, to ensure the stable provision of services.

In other words, “Please, pretty please, don’t block our advertising.” If I operated a huge network and I didn’t want to inconvenience (or support) my users, I’d probably pay attention to this notice. But if I’m just trying to block advertising on my own computer (and possibly, in the future, my own small network), this is inconsequential to me. Only once in my life have I run into a situation where a business seemed to rely on an advertising domain in my blacklist to achieve some sort of function that blocked me from logging into my pre-existing account, and for those of you who work in this business, it won’t surprise you that that business was Godaddy. But they must have stopped using that blacklisted domain at some point, because after using my naked “hosts” file to get around the problem for a while, I eventually seemed able to log into their website with my full blacklist in place. No harm, no foul; I got to carry on blocking advertising and I got to carry on using my Godaddy account.

One consequence of this block, for me, is that I either have no or a very sparse profile with advertisers. I just don’t exist in their books. If you think, “Well, I hardly ever browse the Web, so they’ve got nothing on me,” then you’re wrong. They do. Even in my case, I received an email from a cousin (who uses a gmail.com address) that referred to Calgary Airport, and the same day I saw advertising for parking at Calgary Airport in an environment where I can’t currently block advertising (an Android phone). Gee, I wonder where Google made that connection?! I was also one of those suckers who used to have a very high opinion of Google, and so I was delighted one day to get an “invitation” to sign up for a Gmail address. I created, but never did use my account, except for one occasion on which I sent an email to a friend because my own mail server was down that day. One person, one email message! And yet, years later when I decided to close the account, I found that Gmail had created a hidden address book for me of dozens of people I knew! With their real email address! That I had never used with that account! And how the fuck did Gmail know that Bob Smith was my friend?! There was nobody in that hidden address book that I didn’t know, but none of them had ever received an email message from that address or had ever sent one to that address!

In another case, I broke my own rules and signed-up for a Facebook account because we were looking for a rental apartment, and we were told by “the kids” in the know that anything in the rental market happens in Facebook Marketplace. While I was in the first sign-up process, my application was blocked and my account suspended for “violating community guidelines”, even though I couldn’t have done so in the seven-tenths of a second I was a member. My second attempt a couple of weeks later was also unsuccessful and suspended for the same reason, even though the only thing I had managed to do was create an avatar. I’ve since been told that I was suspended because I didn’t make any “friends”, but that’s just speculation, not from the horse’s mouth. I think it’s more likely that, because I had (and have) facebook.com in my blacklist for the other 23.5 hours of the day I use the Internet, I looked suspicious to Facebook because I simply didn’t exist. No problem. I managed to find rental accommodation the old fashioned way (word of mouth), and to this day I have facebook.com (and other associated domains) blocked on my computer. No loss to me.

On the other hand, on the rare occasions I do see advertising, it is strangely apparent to me that they do know who I am. Is it just a coincidence that I see adverts for middle-age men, instead of (for example) skin creams for young 20-year-old women? No, sadly, it’s probably not a coincidence. Yes, I do have a prostate, thank-you very much, and yes it has been checked lately.

What this long (and meandering towards the end) post is supposed to communicate, is that it is possible (to a large extent, although not fully) to hide from advertisers and the purveyors of other crap, largely conspiracy theories. The impetus for this post is everything that is in the news these days (even tonight) about people, particularly kids, being subject to the whims of advertisers, whether those advertisers are advertising the latest skin cream (as mentioned above) or the latest conspiracy theory about Alberta separation, who really killed JFK, which race is really the master race or whether or not women should be kept barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen! My using blocks of huge (over 10 000 at this point) lists of blacklisted domains and just staying away from social media (easy for some of us to do) is a recipe for success for me. My IP address isn’t hidden from anyone, as the Vancouver Police Department has personally informed me, so I’m obviously not doing anything illegal, but I am obviously doing the best I can to hide myself from “surveillance capitalism”. And my success is seeing, on the news, that I’m not suffering from the same mental maladies that it seems afflict 90% of the rest of society.

Where this doesn’t help me is in dealing with friends who have become susceptible to the sewage they are fed. Unfortunately, having swallowed the Kool-Aid, they then assume that I have swallowed different Kool-Aid, and they completely discount my opinions. Two of my trump-supporting friends have ended a total of about eighty years worth of friendships with me recently because I won’t bow down and admit how great trump is. It’s shocking to me. That should cause me to have mental problems, not the sewage I don’t subject myself to online.

And to do this I am not restricting myself in any way. I (and my computer) do not load certain domains, and by not loading those domains my computer and Internet connection are faster and I am not subjected to the same sewage that the rest of the population is fed. In the famous words of donald trump, “Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.”

Six months and counting

Hey, don! Did you know that yesterday was the sixth monthiversary of your invasion of Iran?! The war you said would be over in days, if not weeks? The war you claimed, innumerable times, that you had won?

Yea, you’re still there, in case you hadn’t noticed. It’s all over the news. You know, the lying, fake-news mainstream media.

I guess you still won’t have figured out a way to convince the world you have won, even in another six months, making your “in and out” war a year long by then. Bring out your comparison charts again; I’ve forgotten the list of wars that were longer.

Lake Ontario

OK, don, you’ve officially jumped the shark. You’re so clueless about world history and how international bodies of water are named. You wasted your sharpie ink on an executive order that means absolutely nothing, except maybe to your press secretary, who doesn’t want to work for your any more after you left her on your decoy plane so the Iranians could shoot it down, while you flew off into the sunset on the old, unworthy (in your opinion), Air Force One.

I see even your lackeys at Google haven’t followed your orders yet, like they did with your fantasy about the “Gulf of America”, which is properly named the Gulf of Mexico.

Lake Ontario

Lake Ontario.

You’re a clown character. Always have been, always will be. You’re laughable.

I support Mark Carney

The United States has moved the goalposts and imposed back-breaking tariffs on Canada. And Mark Carney has responded as only Canada can really do.

And I, as a Canadian, can only really support him.

As I’ve said before, I’m still glad I voted for him. Under any other leadership, we’d have become the 51st State by now, and god knows I don’t want American police patrolling our streets.

We need to wash our hands of America. Sure, we share a relatively small part of this continent with them, and it makes sense to trade with them because they’re “right there” and we can drive across the border, but land borders in the 21st century are meaningless, especially in light of the fact that donald trump claims to have a “special relationship” with Kim Jong Un and other “strong man” dictators. And Americans think that is just OK because they don’t see where it leads. Maybe I’m an old thinker, but clearly trump is suffering from the same malady as his ideas are from the 1930s.

Carney has the country in mind as he leads this country, not party politics, and that’s why he still has my support.

Looks like you’re in a quagmire, don

I woke up this morning (17 August 2026, in my time zone, actually yesterday by the time I post this now) to find that the five-year-old running the “free” world was having a tantrum and had decided to warn Oman that he was going to “bomb the shit out of them” if they interfered in his talks with Iran.

Yeah, that’s diplomacy in the trump world in the 21st century: tough talking and from the hip.

Do I not believe he’ll do it? No, this has nothing to do with my belief or not. It’s just ridiculous that us plebs should even have to give more than a moment’s attention to the ravings of a child with no war experience and no understanding of history. But here we are; we do have to.

Did he forget that Oman is, (a) not Iran (I know their names share 50% of their letters) and (b) an ally?

We’re approaching the end of what is so far your six-month adventure in Iran, and it’s clear you are clueless. I’m not here in support of Iran, but I’m in favour of not doing anything stupid. And guess what? You’ve proved your stupidity by, as you’ve so cleverly pointed out, doing something no American president before you was stupid enough to do, without an understanding of what could go wrong and with no exit plan. You’ll be here after your midterms and you may still be here after your presidency ends, after hundreds of claims that the Iranians “desperately” want a deal. And you’ll be like Carter, except you’ll be a Republican president handing over power to a Democrat, given how stupid your political system is, just after Iran kicks your sorry ass.

And in Iran, you and your great army haven’t changed the Iranian regime. Yes, you’ve killed a lot of them, but the regime — the organisation that runs the country, the IRGC — still exists and still has a stranglehold on the 92 million inhabitants of the country. I judge you and your armed forces to have completely and utterly failed in that regard.

It seems that, right now, you are flailing and in crisis mode. All the promises you made to your base are crumbling around you, inflation is creeping up again as is to be expected when you look to war and tariffs to support your failing policies, and you’re a nightmare for America. If ever there was an example of someone who should be removed from the presidency before their term ends, you’re it. But that won’t happen as long as all the yes-men in the Republican Party, with whom you surround yourself, keep nodding in agreement with everything you do.

You and they are a disgrace to your country.

Captain Canada

I’ve been meaning to write about Doug Ford for months. He is the personification of Captain Canada these days. I completely support his stand against America in this American-induced trade war. I won’t even drink Crown Royal anymore.

I also support Mark Carney‘s approach to how he’s handling America, although with some reservations. This is particularly in opposition to how Pierre Poilievre is suggesting Mark Carney should be handling it, and how he would undoubtedly be handling it if he were prime minister. This is one of the reasons I didn’t vote for him or his party in the last election. Let us know when you come up with a workable idea, Poilievre, because nothing you’ve come up with in the last couple of years has been workable. This might be because Poilievre has never worked in the real world for a day in his life; he’s just a politician through and through, and will never amount to anything in his life.

Now with the trade negotiations ongoing with the Americans there’s talk that we’ll make yet more concessions to them, supposedly even with respect to allowing American booze back on the shelves. I’m not sure how they will work, given booze is a provincial responsibility, but I obviously don’t want to be clapping Ford on the back the back after the ban is lifted, hence my writing about him now.

I just hope I don’t have to eat my words in a week.

Sad to hear Infantino’s plan for FIFA has sunk

You know, I’ve had nothing to do with FIFA … ever, in my whole life. Even when I played football in my teens, FIFA never even entered my consciousness.

But it sure has the last month.

Actually, I should stop for a moment and recall all the late-night black-and-white television I used to watch when I was a kid in Africa in the 1970s. I don’t know why, but the one channel we had back then (the government Rhodesian Broadcasting Corporation), that normally shut down at about 22:30 or 23:00, would carry on during the World Cup (I’m guessing) and play football games. I remember nothing from that time, just that I was mesmerised by football games. I have no idea how many hours I watched, but it really couldn’t have been many, because my parents wouldn’t have allowed it and my own body probably wouldn’t have allowed it either. And I only really remember it happening once, but it was so long ago that memory is probably unreliable.

Fast forward to 2026, and FIFA comes in and rapes our city, closing down businesses, closing down roads (and demanding police escorts accorded only to heads of states), disrupting community goings on, just so that they can host a few football matches. Of course, I had absolutely nothing to do with it. I refused to participate with all of the other lemmings, did not pay the exorbitant prices to get into any games, and didn’t even attend any free events, because I just refused to be sucked into all of the hype and inadvertently contribute to it. The only sideline advertiser I remember is a company with which I already do business, much to my chagrin.

But I became very aware of how greedy and controlling FIFA is. The president of FIFA is a bum-buddy of donald trump, having just given him a lump of gold in the most rigged ceremony in the history of man, because trump had not received the Nobel Peace Prize because he hadn’t deserved it … and he made known to anyone who would listen how unhappy he was about it. I mean, even your average self-aware five-year-old could tell how cringy that was, but even trump doesn’t have the mentality of a five-year-old. And so we all just rolled our eyes and silently agreed that it was what needed to be done to keep the noisome (in any sense of the word) child quiet. Except it wasn’t, because the noisome child became upset at a red card, and we all know how that went.

So I’m here today to editorialise very strongly in favour of the failure of Gianni Infantino’s fever dream to make his commercial greed even wider. Let’s just raise the ticket prices of World Cup tickets by ten times; we know that the great unwashed of the world will support us because what choice do they have? A competing FIFA?

We all know there is no competition, which is how all monopolists start.

Late-night comedians are useful

You know, I have to admit that watching late-night comedians out of the States is actually pretty useful. I realise that every bit of “news” out of them is exaggerated somehow for effect, but I’m assuming they don’t make shit up. I mean, out of a staid, neutral news reader, the same “news” would be troubling to me, especially when presented as fact, but when it’s presented as, “Can you believe this shit?”, well, it somehow becomes more believable. When you’ve got someone like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. making the news cutting programmes like the inspection of lettuce, and the US has a resulting epidemic of explosive diarrhoea, well, it’s news, and it just makes you shake your head at how fucked the country is. I thank god every day I don’t live under their government, or lack thereof, and I’m sorry for the people that do.

In addition to the comedians, whose job it is to entertain, there are the talk shows. OK, it’s their job to entertain as well, but when they present the same, “Can you believe this shit?” as well, well, it just confirms what you saw on Jimmy Kimmel (for example) the night before! So the next day you’re not finding out that, oh, everything you watched on the comedy shows was all made-up bullshit, you’re finding out that, yes, it was all actually true!

Gratuitous bullshit

Sorry, but news that donald trump is supporting the Argies and their puerile “Malvinas” flag incident is beyond the Pale. That would be like the English team unfurling a banner in support of Iran. The problem (one of many) that trump has is that he doesn’t know history, even stuff that happened when he was alive. So if Javier Milei, who is trump’s buddy, decided to repeat the stupidity of Galtieri, there is no doubt that trump would be on the side of Argentina against the United Kingdom.

What a sad world we live in.

Americans are whiners

A couple of things stood out for me in Canadian/American news today.

One is the number of high-level whiners there are in the States:

  • John Moolenaar,
  • Bill Huizenga,
  • Tim Walberg,
  • Tom Barrett,
  • donald trump,
  • Lisa McClain,
  • Bernie Moreno,
  • John James, and
  • Jack Bergman.

These are nine Republican whiners … I mean … members of the House of Representatives, a president and a senator, who have apparently complained before: “This is the third consecutive year we have had to write to Canadian officials about a crisis that Canada has the tools to prevent and has chosen not to.” Yup, we Canadians are a lazy bunch, sitting around doing nothing while our world burns around us. I mean, why interrupt our summer suntanning when the forest next to us is burning?

If you’re aghast at my question and already have a list of fifty things you can think of doing, congratulations, and welcome to the human race. We aren’t a bunch of uneducated and helpless monkeys up here, waiting for an all-knowing American white knight to show up. This is called a classic example of how the Americans politicise everything, and how they think that they can do a better job of everything, like Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff, who is still on that tired bandwagon of making Greenland and Canada the “51st [and 52nd] state[s].” No thank you Katie, we’re good. Mr. Miller, it’s nice that you can be a good conservative husband and keep your wife at home to cook meals, but at least give her a better pastime than operating a Twitter account. You must have missed the “seen and not heard” part of your male-domination class, but I guess the class bullies had you in the toilets for your daily hairwashing … when you had hair. Better luck in your next life with a wife who is not so dense.

Actually, one of the nine is a senator from Ohio, who is going to “be introducing a bill next week to sanction Canada and the responsible Canadian government officials for this atrocity.” Wow. I’m shaking in my boots. How would you compare killing tens of thousands of your citizens (in Iran) to a couple of out of control wildfires? Are both atrocities? Have you any sense of proportion?!

I could express my outrage even further, by taking apart the petty points you and others make, but your ignorance speaks for itself. I mean, you “will look elsewhere, and act on our own”? Huh? You will look elsewhere for what? The lumber and cars and steel you don’t need from Canada? And you’ll act on your own? To extinguish the fires in your own back yard? Or are you going to fly up here and show us how the job is done? Because, by all means, head on up here and show us how it’s done, because that will leave us more money to fund the aircraft that we already use for the job we’re not doing. You and Smokey the Bear already do such an excellent job in your own back yard preventing fires from even thinking of starting. Oh, and maybe tell donny that he should consider pumping some money into one of those communist endeavors like the EPA.

The narrow-minded ignorance of some Americans is breathtaking sometimes. Manitoba premier Wab Kinew said it well last year: “These are attention-seekers who can’t come up with a good idea on health care or on making life more affordable. So they’re playing games with something that’s very serious,” also referring to their “timber tantrum”.

There’s another story I want to highlight out of the States, but this will do for now.